hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Damn victory sex feels great
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
