So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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