also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
too bad you live with your parents still
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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