just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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