Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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