Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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