So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I have post one night stand depression
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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