Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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