so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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