Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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