I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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