Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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