So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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