do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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