So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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