I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was like his penis was on wheels.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just invented taco cereal.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This is classic penis vs brain.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
