Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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