smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
