She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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