just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
