That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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