And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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