K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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