rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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