I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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