belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
wow bdsm is so cute
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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