i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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