don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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