So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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