the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Boobs are out for the taking
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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