she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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