Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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