Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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