So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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