Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
be right there i have to get my cape
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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