i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Fuck appropriateness.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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