I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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