I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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