But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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