She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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