you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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