Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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