he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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