I don't think brook has ever known best
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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