you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
They took my balls.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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