Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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