I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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