I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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