Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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