tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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