Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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