Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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